Oh dang I never did any sort of "The great thing about Chanukkah is how it's basically The Holiday Of Historical Revisionism" rant here! This would have been a great place for it!
I think I like to try to think myself to be somewhere between Alice, and Ozma, and Tiffany Aching, and Syvie (and you see the tack I am taking) -- -- but acting honestly (if I have to be), I will concede I seem to be most nearly just the Dormouse.